Friday 27 February 2015

Joke of the day(TGIF)!


A very prankstar goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that the man probably doesn’t own a cat and he might use the cat food for one of his pranks. He goes to the boy and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. The boy goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later The same boy finds dog food at low price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food.  Again The manager wants proof that he owns a dog. The boy goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy.
A few days later,The boy goes to the store again,carrying a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand and feel what is inside. The manager puts his hand in the bag and screams “What is this, is this shit?”
The boy nodded and replied. Yes, I want to buy toilet paper. I don’t want you to send me back for proof again”.ew days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys adozen cans of dog food.

Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy.

A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside.

After feeling what’s in the bag the manager says, “What the fuck? What is this? Is this sh*t !!!?”

Akpos nodded And replied, “Yes I wanted to buy toilet paper and I don’t want you to send me back for proof again. .


I fyou were the manager what would you do!  Thank God it's Friday!

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